Eric Trump: Americans Shouldn't Worry About Tariffs and 'Work Super Hard' Like His Family
The president's third-smartest and loved son has some advice for struggling Americans.
“…are these lazy Americans too good for an honest day’s grift?”
On Fox News last night, Eric Trump told worried Americans that they should set aside their fears of a global trade war, forget about his father's tariffs, Trump then said everyone should simply "work super hard" like he and his siblings, do, and all well turn out for the best.
“And by ‘work super hard,’ I mean things like, maybe starting a charity for kids with cancer, and then stealing the money people donate to the kids with cancer,” Eric told host Laura Ingraham.
“Laura, I just don’t get why more Americans weren’t taught the value of someone else’s dollar and how to funnel them into their bank accounts. I’m sure it’s all Barack Obama and Joe Biden’s faults, though.”
The president’s third-smartest son, who holds a three-way tie with his two brothers for the son their father hates most, piled-on the suggestions as to what “lazy Americans” can do to be more like his family.
“Let’s say the cancer kid charity isn’t your bag, that’s fine. What about starting a casino and bankrupting it? Or, what if you start a fake university, get sued to shut it down, then donate to the Florida attorney general’s campaign, have her drop the case, then years later make her your attorney general after a billionaire pedo oligarch helps you cheat and buy the election? How about doing any of that, Laura, or are these lazy Americans too good for an honest day’s grift?”
Eric told Ingraham that he “understands the entrepreneurial thing isn’t for everyone,” though. His suggestion to those who don’t think they have the capital or other resources it would take to start and run a “successful, fraudulent business” would be to join other rank-and-file Americans in the workforce.
“With President Daddy gutting Social Security and Medicare, there are going to be a lot of Poors out there who need work. Old Poors, Young Poors, and luckily for all of you, he has started contracting with El Salvador’s president to build camps that he’ll let any of you work in. Germany’s government put a lot of people to work in similar projects in the 1930’s, and I think it worked out for them in the long run.”