America's Incels Want You To Shit Out More Kids, LADIES

It must be hard to keep your vagine in your pants with all these sexy men talking about it.

When one looks at the subjects of peak male virility in the MAGA/manosphere movement - adonis-like men such as Stephen Miller, Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro, and billionaire hair plug recipient Elon Musk - clearly one can see what they all represent, metaphorically speaking anyway: Procreation.

When you look at Stephen Miller, I assume as a woman your vagina flushes with so much lubricant you could put out a brushfire with it. When you hear people like Matt Walsh talk about your “biological programming” that makes you want to have babies with clit-adverse men like him, it’s probably hard not to shove any and all peens you encounter up in there in an effort to give the world what these dorks say it needs: your progeny. I can’t even fathom how hard you nut when you hear Donald Trump stop shitting his pants long enough to talk about how much you need to have sex and make babies.

Though, something tells me if you’re a card carrying, cat loving, educated progressive woman, they’d find some kind of excuse to either discourage, or outright forbid, you making babies if it were up to them…and they definitely want it to be up to them. For everyone else though? The White House really, really wants you shitting out kids.

But it’s not just the men in the regime who are touting a push for more (presumably white-only) babies. Apparently, traitors to their own sex like Emma Waters at the Heritage Foundation thinks women just need to be a little more sex slave-y.

“Our ultimate goal is not just more babies but more families formed,” Emma Waters, a policy analyst at the Heritage Foundation told the Times. Heritage, which is among the groups conferring with the administration on this issue, is also proposing more research funding on “natural fertility” to encourage women to chart their menstrual cycles to get pregnant. (Vanity Fair)

The conservative evangelical hyper-focus on being fruitful and multiplying is obviously nothing new. It’s such an old concept that Margaret Atwood used it as a driving animus for the evil that is visited upon this country in “A Handmaid’s Tale.” I remember a certain mealy-mouthed, douchebag “fact checker” and “content manager” for Dan Bongino scoffing a few years back at how often liberals invoke that book and show when criticizing MAGA social policies…but lo and behold, Project 2025 is here to usher in the Handmaid Era despite the assurances we were overreacting.

Gosh, it’s almost like we know what happens when dogmatic religious persecution replaces the rule of law after centuries of Dark Age Holy Wars.

For now, the proposals are financial incentives for married (and eventually straight-only) couples to get tax breaks for new babies. I wonder, will these fiscally conservative budget hawks set aside their hatred of government handouts and let pregnant women get the tax breaks, even if the pregnancy can terminate itself before the fetus develops medical viability? Admittedly, though, sometimes I just adore asking myself questions with obvious answers.

I wonder, too, how policies like these jibe with the whole “small government” thing that MAGA claims to be obsessed with. It would seem to me that making your government small enough to fit inside a woman’s uterus and track it, probably is more invasive than a government that tests your water and air for pollution…but maybe that’s just me.

So for now, LADIES, just lie back, close your eyes, and think of Stephen Miller standing over you while your commander implants his seed in your body. Which is undeniably when America will be great again, sure, but it’s also undeniably the most erotic aphrodisiac known to humankind.