A Nice Man in a Cybertruck with a Trump Flag Wearing a MAGA Hat Diagnosed My Derangement
Then he tried to show me grainy pictures of Michelle Obama's crotch for some reason.
I just wanted to take the time to honor and recognize a very special man, though I really should not, as a good, card-carrying, Soros praising libtard assume their gender, I know. Just call it a hunch.
This person, who goes by the name “Jerry FreedomEagleJeffersonDavisTrump McGee” on Facebook, recently helped me diagnose a very concerning and frankly scary disease. Without Jerry’s help, I’d never have known it existed. Now I know I am a carrier of it.
With the skilled work of Dr. FreedomEagleJeffersonDavisTrump McGee, I have a confirmed case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. According to all the research/grainy photos of Michelle Obama’s crotch he tried to show me, I have a full-blown case of it, too. There is a vaccine for it, but RFK Jr. has wisely decided to make it illegal, the good doc told me.
TDS effects millions of Americans every day, Jerry said. Basically, if you think it’s weird that a 34-time convicted felon would scream about “law and order” while randomly disappearing people off our streets with anonymous, masked gestapo, and deporting them to foreign death camps without due process…you have TDS.
If you think, rather erroneously, that nobody is above the law and we don’t have kings in America? You guessed it.
TDS.
Jerry’s profile picture shows him behind the wheel of his Cybertruck, a giant “Fuck Biden, Trump Forever” flag flapping in the breeze while he tips his MAGA hat at the camera, his wraparound sunglasses picking up the reflection of a burning cross. That’s his profile picture now, anyway, but scrolling through them, one sees dozens of AI-generated images of the president shirtless, muscles rippling as he rides a shark that’s eating the Constitution and shitting out famous liberals.
I tell you this in case you ever encounter someone like Jerry online, who can help you diagnose how deranged you are about Trump. All you have to do is ask Jerry what the signs of TDS are, and he will spew a litany of things to look for in you and your loved ones.
“Thinking about Trump all the time and letting him live in your head rent free, dummy,” Jerry described the earliest signs of TDS to me. “I sold half my stock of Trump NFTs and three pairs of my gold Trump sneakers to start a local clinic to diagnose commies like you with TDS. That’s just what patriots do — we sacrifice. Ain’t no big deal to me, because I still got my Trump University law degree that makes me next in line to be a Supreme Court Justice. CHECKMATE, LIB.”
The only cure for my TDS, Jerry told me, is to listen to old tapes of Rush Limbaugh and the materials he was inspired by. I found a collection of old KKK pamphlets at my local Republican Party headquarters, so by the end of the week, I hope to have my TDS totally cured. I’m not sure when I’m issued my armband and Truth Social account, but I’ll keep you all posted when I do.